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Summer!

June 12th, 2010

School has ended. The time has come for every kid to ask themselves- WHAT THE HECK AM I GOING TO DO FOR THE NEXT SEVENTY-FIVE DAYS?
The freedom of summer also comes with the tedious, repetitive, mindless boredom. With all this free time, what are we supposed to do with it? Most of it is spent either in fun times or remission, depending on your social status. My social status is like nil, so remission is my usual route. Seventy-five days cooped up in a house- fun, isn’t it?
So I ask you all- HELP ME. Please find something a little loser like me can do with her summer, before I go crazy. Please, for my sanity, for my health, help me! Texting only goes so far, especially when your closest friends are off enjoying their summer. But that’s beside the point. This is a desperate plea before I turn desperate! -lol-

So if you all out there truly love me, save me from the bottomless pit of boredom that is summer!

This has been Kimiri Moon.

Normal Abnormal

April 27th, 2010

Hello! This is a short notice going out to all youtubers-
Our name is Normal Abnormal. Don’t steal the name for our series. Thanks and go vampire kitties of america!!

Forgotten

April 16th, 2010

What do you think would be the worst way to die? Maybe drowning or getting burned at the stake. But I think the worst possible way to die is to be forgotten.
If you’re forgotten, it doesn’t matter what you accomplished in your life. Noone will remember. So what would be the point of living when we are all forgotten at some point? The people who loved you will stop thinking about you because its either too painful to think about your death or they just don’t care. And at that piont, you don’t exist. They die and are forgotten, and so on.
Nice way to think about death, but when you’re me, there is no nice way to think about anything.

This has been Kimiri Moon.

Almost

April 2nd, 2010

   I walk down the halls of my school an outcast, but I happily accept that status. That is what sets me apart from the countless gum-snapping bimbos in too-tight jeans. It also means that I have few friends, and sometimes I’m going to stand alone. Isolation is just a part of life. You have to accept that if you want to continue living on with hopes and dreams and memories.

   My outcast status is by my own doing; I could fit in if I wanted to. But recently, my whole views on the world changed dramatically. I looked at everyone else, and how hard I tried to dress like them and act like them, and how I hated them. I realized that if I continued on the path I was on, I’d become something I loathed. That moment of insight was unbearable. There was another path available, and I took it eagerly.

   So I changed, from a blonde prep to something I don’t know what to label. I ditched the Jonas Brothers for bands like Disturbed and Three Days Grace, dumped the pink clothes for darker ones. This drastic change was possible because I’d rather be hated by others than be something I hated. I embraced the fact that this new path would be so much more difficult than the other one, and that I’d be alone most of the time. That suited me fine. I have been a loner most of my life, and being by myself was mostly what I did.

   I never expected to find friends on this path, much less some of the best friends I’ve ever had. I don’t think I found them; I like to think that they found me, this sad little girl that lost so much hope for herself. Even better, they understood me, and one is even similar in music tastes to me. I had friends, but no place in thier group. That didn’t and still doesn’t matter to me. I’ve gotten more than I dared to hope for. How can I be more greedy, wanting a place to belong? A place is something that is given to few and misused by many, and I don’t want that responsibility. Not that I would say no if it was offered.

   So even though it hurts when I’m excluded, when I’m left alone, when I’m isolated, I console myself that it’s nothing compared to what it could be. Nothing at all. I’m so grateful for what I have now it almost doesn’t matter.

   Almost.

- Kimiri Moon

Decade of Disturbed

January 14th, 2010

Well, it’s finally here- Disturbed hit their tenth year of rocking out and screaming loud, and is still going strong with millions of fans across the globe. Disturbed will be releasing a special version of their first album, The Sickness, in March. Only two more months!!! I’m personally hoping to be the first in line, or that my friends will be so considerate as to buy the cd for me. (Hint hint hint hint hint…) :)
But still, I do believe that those of you who diss my favorite band on a daily basis are not only deaf, but narrow-minded and ignorant. Yes, some of their songs are screamo, some are regular scary, and a few are even emo, but that’s what I love about them. They aren’t strictly this, or tied down to that, but try to give some variety to the mindless tedium of daily life. It’s fun to just put all the albums on shuffle in my iPod Nano (courtesy of my beloved parents) and see what comes up. You could get freaky, like Down With The Sickness, or slow, like Darkness, or just random head-bangers like Liberate and Inside the Fire.
To you narrow-minded put down artists, I have one last parting shot:
Liberate your mind.
This has been Kimiri Moon.

Top Five Ways For the Apocalypse

June 23rd, 2009

     5.  Ben the three-legged chicken from hell will bring back disco and all the world’s polyester suits will burst into flame, burning the world to a nice crisp.  -Kimiri Moon

    4. Everyone sees huge credits rolling in the sky, then The End in gigantic letters. The last thing you register is the clicking of the film reel… -RuneQueen

   3. Your girlfriend says, “No, Honey, I don’t feel like shopping today.” -Cage

   2.  Hannah Montana discovers the Fountain of Youth and never dies. Lord save us all! -HaterGurl

   1.  The world stops spinning on account of an extra-fast spin cycle. -Pittzburg

Review: Disturbed

June 21st, 2009

  Today’s review is on the totally awesometabulous band, Disturbed. At first glance it seems like another one of the countless rock metal bands that think they are the only true rebellious souls out there. And maybe they are just another one of the countless rock metal bands out there. But I just happen to absolutely love this one. 

  And there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.

   But anyway, this band really puts the metal in rock. And not the dopey scream-until-we-can’t-hear-ourselves-think rock, either. Listen to it sometime. I reccomend the Indestructible album. That is really music.

Top Ten Ways To Destroy the Earth

June 19th, 2009

   10. Never fix that leaky faucet. Eventually, like compound interest, it will deplete our water supply and bring about the end of  the world. Drip… drip…

drip…

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 1.5

    9.  Let your lawn get so overgrown that evolution speeds up and monsters spawn from its jungle-like territory, willing to obey your every command. Lead them into Armageddon!!!!

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 3

   8. Under ANY circumstances DO NOT CHANGE THE COFFEE POT AT WORK. Take the last drop just as one of your co-workers walks in and swiftly exit the room. They will be so bent on revenge against you they’ll cook up some ridiculous scheme to undermine you that will backfire, destroying the world while you watch and sip your coffee.

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 4

   7. Build a time machine and send all  your garbage to everyone you hate in the future- and I mean ALL of it. >:^)

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 5

   6. Become a Mailman and mix up all the mail into the different slots, so that Aunt Bedielia gets some new lawn clippers and John Deere receives a hand-knit baby bootie set. This is very annoying at Christmas and birthdays.

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 6.5

   5. Raise cows on a ranch and train them to trample animal rights activists to death. How’s that for irony, GreenPeace!!!

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 7

   4. Okay, there has to be nuclear things in here somewhere. So. Take a nuke and bomb Antarctica. That’ll screw with the government so much…! (…Teach them to ignore me!!!!…)

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 8

   3. Total existence failure. You have no life and are so depressed that you give up on the cure for cancer and shut your lab down. If you would have waited another 24 hours you would have found it and become an instant trillionaire.

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 9

   2. Become a florist and only send people the only flower that they are allergic to. 

Destruction-O-Meter Rating: 9.5

  And the number one way to destroy the world?

  1. Make a list of the top ten ways to do anything.

   -Kimiri Moon