It’s all happened to us before- we wait an hour for cold, greasy, nasty pizza, and the delivery boy has an attitude because you won’t give him a tip. Well, here are some “tips” you can give him, if he wants one so badly.
5) Wait till he drives away and then shoot a rocket launcher at the car. -canofcarrots
4) Make him eat the pizza. But add some ‘extras’ to it first. 
-born/died
3) MEXICO!!! -rosesnguns
2) Deflate the tires while he’s in ur driveway OR throw a rabid mutant Simpson squirrel with a gazillion eyes in the backseat. -Jane of Diary!
And the number one way to get revenge on the pizza boy?
1) Tie him to a chair and force him to listen to Eminem, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, and every other retarded, wannabe rap artist in the world. It will destroy him with the repetitive, boring lyrics within the hour. -foundnlost
Top five ways provided by my wonderful commenters. I LOVE YOU ALL!!
This has been Kimiri Moon.
In truth, at first i did understand it. But after re-reading I think i comprehend